- Construction sign: "Upgradation street lights"
- Public Service sign along highway: "Hell or Helmet, Choice is Yours"
- Construction sign: "Deep Sewer Rehabilitation" (as opposed to the shallow sewer?)
- Sign at Delhi airport on tarmac area between terminals: "Marging Traffic"
- Public Service sign along highway (but you have to turn around to see it): "Lane driving is safe driving"
- Restaurant sign: "Sandwitch"
- Sign at Delhi hotel when we arrived: "National Toilet Day" (Apparently the hotel is hosting a spa convention - we think its a bathroom supplier convention)
I'll add more as we see or remember