Signs throughout India

We have gotten quite a few laughs from various signs we've seen throughout the country. Here are a few that I can remember:

• Construction sign: "Upgradation street lights"
• Public Service sign along highway: "Hell or Helmet, Choice is Yours"
• Construction sign: "Deep Sewer Rehabilitation" (as opposed to the shallow sewer?)
• Sign at Delhi airport on tarmac area between terminals: "Marging Traffic"
• Public Service sign along highway (but you have to turn around to see it): "Lane driving is safe driving"
• Restaurant sign: "Sandwitch"
• Sign at Delhi hotel when we arrived: "National Toilet Day" (Apparently the hotel is hosting a spa convention - we think its a bathroom supplier convention)

I'll add more as we see or remember